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Side thought from the previous post...
I think Lance Bass coming out of the closet burst a few heart bubbles. Anyways, if you still don't know who Lance Bass is..well, you should get out of your house more often. He's one of the *Nsync boys (or issit N*Sync). Yannoe? Bubble gum poppers? Uhm..'Bye Bye Bye', 'It's Gonna Be Me'? If you still don't know....it's Justin Timberlake's old boyband la. Knowing Lance Bass is homo may throw a few of those *Nsync fans (especially girls who went nuts over them...yes...YOU included!! YOU reading this! you liked *Nsync right?) off. But i don't see *Nsync getting back together la, and i can't really be bothered also.
Speaking of Justin Timberlake, downloaded his album today. Not too bad! Better than his previous one.
Anyways, came across this today;
Relieving Stress in Class
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your primary school days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
Sounds like something only NUS students would do. Or NTU students. Watched the NTU video on youtube.com..the one with the indian professor. Alamak. UNIVERSITY STUDENTS LEH!!!! Speaking of youtube...check out this russell peter videos. HILAR-RI-US!
Music Interlude...
K back to the fun..
schlogged at 2:49 PM
