20070224 - the story;
since all the snow's gone, it's a good time to look back on THE snow fight this winter. nothing minor bout this snow fight...heads rolled. This is what i recall happened..
what was once a green grassy field is now an undisturbed calm of snow (if you don't take into consideration david and his forlorn look, with 2 punks and a head in the background)....not for long anyways.
a perfect opportunity to make my first snow angel. forgive the grass patches. the snow was not as deep as we hoped. but it sufficed for the bloodbath that was to ensue....
david, with a few flicks and rolls of his hands, launches a fastball of snow across the field with poor wayniq as his target. what was a field....is now a BATTLEfield.
but wayniq, blessed and gifted with the reflexes of a tennis player, sees the fastball of snow coming in slow motion. with more time to think than he thought, wayniq knew he only had one option and one option only...'DODGE'.
know you see him, now you don't; wayniq dodged the incoming snowball with the speed of cigarette-deprived jiaxiang upon seeing a stick of nicotine/tar/tobacco. his movements so swift that the camera could not catch him in a picture despite 2 quick successive hammerings of the 'SNAP' button.
"haha", laughed wayniq as david realized he missed his target. Wasting no time, wayniq conjures up a snowball out of nowhere and launches a snowball and a prayer a good 30 meters across towards david - with his head as wayniq's target.
What was a surprise to everyone else, was not a surprise to wayniq - the snowball found it's target! Wayniq raised his arms aloft as he celebrated his accuracy and cunningness. However, in doing so...he let his guard down....
unawares to wayniq, david plowed into wayniq with the brunt of a professional football player as he took wayniq down with no apparent mercy.
"i got you you punkass no good piece of ****. IN YOUR FACE!!!" david cried as he shoved wayniq's face into the snow.
While this battle seemed to be over and done with, Shuzhen comes along and mocks both david and wayniq, laughing at their snow-covered jeans and childish behavior. However, because of all the head-jarring and snowfilled mouths, wayniq and david mistook Pamela for shuzhen and a new battle ensues. Once enemies, david and wayniq collude and hatch a devious plan to take pam down.
first, david scares pam with a snow ball. unbeknownst to pam, this snowball was just a diversion to get pam's attention away from the real danger....wayniq. out of the corner of her eye, pam catches some movement but is too slow to react to the impending bulldozer which was wayniq!
do not let the picture fool you. #1, wayniq's hand is not really on pam's butt. #2, pam does fall down..eventually. Elated that their elaborate plan bore it's fruits, wayniq and david shook hands and put the battles and plots behind them. As usual in all conflicts, Charles looks on and gives a chuckle as he managed to escape all the pain & snow. We'll get you next time Charles, mark our words!!
Kudos to cameralady denise boo! as you can see, she's totally sad from missing out on the snow fight. but do not fret, she got clobbered by a fair amount of snowballs after this picture was taken. pardon the toot face from me; it kinda got frozen in retard-mode.
i think everyone suffered afterward from the after effects of the snowfight. Snow in underwear, snow in shoes, snow in nose, snow in mouth, snow in ear, snow in the butt, snow in places the sun don't shine...you get my drift!
Oh well, i thought i'd post something more interesting since i have more time on a gloomy rainy saturday. so..here's a steal from beks!
a bientot tout le monde!
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