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20070414 - phantom limbs & the pizza slut

i admit it, i think i'm a pizza slut. came across that term yesterday. but yeah, i think i'm a pizza slut. i kinda skipped dinner on thursday night, skipped breakfast friday morning and had an empty stomach for pizza mania friday afternoon. downed 9 or 10 slices of pizza, i kinda lost count. you know how it is when you get so full that you lose track of what you eat? and everything you put into mouth displaces a memory of a previously-eaten thing in your memory bank? in the meantime, managed to dupe beks into thinkin john mayer was at the event.

a few hours pizza, had dinner at a mexican restaurant. woooo. i really felt like throwing up after dinner. you see, after pizza, i hadn't taken a poop. so after dinner...my stomach had 4 layers. pizza at the bottom, nachos on top of that, quesadillas right on top of that and a few cup-fulls of water to top everything off. i HAD to take a poop soon or my stomach would turn into some septic tank. plus it wasn't helping that jokes were constantly thrown around during dinner, making me laugh, making my stomach contract and further induce my vomit tendency.

PLUS beans make me fart. alot. and i'm kinda glad to know i wasn't the only one suffering from bean-fart syndrome last night. oh yeah and you know the 'geez go get a room' feeling when you see touchy-feely couples? it struck hard last night. prrffft! gives me the chills just thinkin bout it. hahahaha.

had a decent chat online with stef last night/this morning. talked bout friendships made, lost, rekindled. at least the fact that we can count on each other was made clear enough. its always nice when shit happens in friendships but it eventually makes the friendship that much tighter. we've got our own stuff to deal with now, but at least we know there's an outlet we can use & depend on. but it'd be kinda sad if our own lives get in the way of the friendship. but at least that's not happening...yet! major catch up sessions with the rest of tennis team is definitely over due!

speaking of lives gettin in the way. friends are lost too. even supposed 'close' ones. then there'll be that sorta-phantom limb feeling. when sometimes you just wanna reach out and talk but you know they're not the same anymore. but i'm sure things will turn out fine soon enough!

anyways, i sorta promised i wouldn't release this picture to the public unless its for blackmail reasons. but i don't really care right now. HAHA! so here they are...haha and check out 'em twists from me and carl.;


hahah kinda hilarious huh? i've never seen a vomit-geyser before until that day. i've seen vomit-waterfall, but not vomit-geyser. haha! oh and those are my boys down below. and centre dude, i'll destroy your sticks when i get back.